So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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