Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
