You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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