i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
