Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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