I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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