i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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