Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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