last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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