i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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