Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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