So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
When are your genitals available?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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