My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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