i can't believe i had my finger in that
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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