i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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