would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
