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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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