You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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