hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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