yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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