I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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