whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Its about making memories worth repressing
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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