But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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