i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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