this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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