Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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