Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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