two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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