she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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