i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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