There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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