If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
pray to the hookup gods
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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