My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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