I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
