Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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