White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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