You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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Oh god, what now?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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