Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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