I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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