Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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