no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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