Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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