yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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