you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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