Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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