is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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