this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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