i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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