Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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