He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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