omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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