I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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