hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Come share oat with me in your robe
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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