Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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