Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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