He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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