And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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