ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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