i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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